BALLAD Grady McGrin Was as thin as a pin And he never wore mufflers or hats. He walked in the snow With a gremlin named Joe And a brown paper bag full of cats. Oh, colder it grew And his shoes, they wore through But he never would stop for a rest. The gremlin turned blue And the cats, they all knew That McGrin would not weather the test. His fingers grew numb And the end of his thumb Was audacious enough to fall off. Joe had some glue And they fixed it like new But the cats, they developed a cough. It was sunny in May And a beautiful day When the caravan finally was found. They had died where they stood Like heroes all should With their feet frozen firm to the ground. Lucille Murphy